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THE ART OF

Money Getting

There is a tide in the affairs of men, Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune.

Don't Mistake Your Vocation

Preserve Your Integrity

SELECT THE RIGHT LOCATION

Read the Newspapers

Don't Indorse Without Security

Let hope predominate but be not too visionary.

DO NOT SCATTER YOUR POWERS

Don't Blab

Avoid Debt

Persevere

Be Systematic

Don't Get Above Your Business

Beware of "Outside Operations"

Advertise Your Business

LEARN SOMETHING USEFUL

whatever you do, do it with all your might

Depend Upon Your Own Personal Exertions

Don't Read the Other Side

Be Charitable

Be Polite and Kind to Your Customers

PRISONS

18

Hospitals

35

Casinos

17

Nutmegs

0

CONNECTICUT

Superlatives

The history of money-getting, which is commerce, is a history of civilization, and wherever trade has flourished most, there, too, have art and science produced the noblest fruits. In fact, as a general thing, money-getters are the benefactors of our race. To them, in a great measure, are we indebted for our institutions of learning and of art, our academies, colleges and churches. 

  • Most Popular:  Kidney
  • Best Eyes: Corneas
  • Easiest: Liver
  • Least Likely to Succeed: Heart
  • Most Difficult: Lungs

GET it in Connecticut

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Connecticut is home the absolute best, most fantastic, amazing, tremendous transplant hospitals in the world.

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